Ich fürchte, bei Eis wird unser Lu zu einem kleinen Kind :D
--> Lu mit ner Eistüte in der linken
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Ich fürchte, bei Eis wird unser Lu zu einem kleinen Kind :D
--> Lu mit ner Eistüte in der linken
glaube eher nicht.
->Demo^^
huhu
--> cmw
-->carlos
sunny
nö
It's Lu time
nee
Carlos
Nope, Sara-Time. :D
-> Wer will
-->sarak
nöö carlos
-->Lu
so gn8@all :wink:
:wegrenn:
Dienstag Abends bin ich nie online, da spiele ich immer Snooker.
Aber jetzt bin ich da und mache mir erst mal eine große Portion Eis und darüber eine noch größere Portion Erdbeeren -mjam mjam...
Elvis
Da bin ich ja froh, daß ich nicht AC/DC höre - denn da entwickelt man sich ja zurück zum Säugling...Quote:
Ich fürchte, bei Eis wird unser Lu zu einem kleinen Kind
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---> Carlos
Dann gebe ich
-> Ferrari
das Wort
-> Enrique Iglesias
Hey miram, sollten wir uns aufm UT mal begegnen mach ich :wall: mit deinem Kopf! Nimms nicht persönlich!
--> Lu :motz:
Jetz hatter isch geoutet :D
-> Enrique Iglesias
Ohhh, was geht mir das gut.
Leider habe ich kein Eis mehr, aber noch reichlich Erdbeeren für heute Nacht.
Vielleicht mache ich mir noch einen Vaniile-Pudding und esse den mit Erdbeeren.
Genau - Ihr pennt und ich gebe mich der Völlerei hin...
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---> Ferrari, die alte Socke
Was mit dir Lu? Schwanger?
Lu kriegt einen Bastard :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:!!!
-->> Vater Lu
Wer ist denn die glückliche Mutter?
-> Lu
Ich weiss nicht wer. Aber von wo kommt sie überhaupt? Deutschland oder ....
--> Lu
Ist doch egal wo sie herkommt, hauptsache sie wirft!! :haha: :haha: :haha:
-->>Lu
tzt Rudman
-->carlos
--> CMW
CMW
Nöö - mache gerade meine so-und-sovielte Suchtphase durch. Im Moment sind es Erdbeeren.Quote:
Was mit dir Lu? Schwanger?
The Rudman
Du verstehst überhaupt nichts. Und da beide leider je eine Fehlgeburt hatten, kann ich Deinen Spruch nicht witzig finden.Quote:
Ist doch egal wo sie herkommt, hauptsache sie wirft!! :haha: :haha: :haha:
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---> Carlos -Iceman- Carvalho
Langweile mich wieder vor der 3D Druck Maschine und schaue Cartoons: http://www.filibustercartoons.com/
-> Lu "the strawberry" Yeah
nöö mal nich carlos.
-->Ouhh yeah
Hehe, war ein paar Sekunden schneller als du :-p
-> Fyshi
Hehe Carlos, mit Deiner Figur bist Du immer noch schnell genug für einige hier...
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---> Fyshi, der es "raus" hat - ouuuuuh yeaaaaaah
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--< :fies: Evil :fies:
nöö mal wieder carlos,der jetzt hoffentlich nciht schneller als ich ist
puuuh glück gehabt
--->Lu
Hey Fysh, sag mal hastes schon abgetippt?
--> Fysh
naa noch nich ganz.am we werd ich weiter machen und weiter schreiben.dann kann ich dir am mo das schicken.
-->elvis
Wozu abtippen, gibt doch die Kopieren Funktion! :haha:
-->>evil666
@the rudman solangsam glaube ich das du mal wieder zur schule gehen solltest.dein verstand ist aufjedenfall nicht ganz auf der höhe.is mir schon bei einigen beiträgen von dir aufgefallen.erklär mir mal wie du nen text ausm heft aufn pc kopieren willst ohne abzutippen?
-->elvis
Er ist der festen Überzeugung, dass wir alle in einer Matrix leben....
Dann würde es funktionieren....
Super Fyshi, endlich mal was vernünftiges zu lesen!
--> Rudman, der heute wohl die Tabletten für Donnerstag genommen hat....
Elvis man soll doch den Tag nciht vor dem Abend loben;) Hast die Geschichte ja noch nich ganz gelesen.Aber das motiviert mich jetzt Elvis.Danke!
Bin duschn
-->Elvis
hoffebtlich kein warmduscher! ;)
Hey Fshi, warum soll man den Tag nicht vor dem Abend loben? heute ist Mittwoch da mach ich das eher sehr selten...
Und wie soll ich die Geschichte ganz gelesen haben, wenn du noch nicht mal die Häflte fertig hast hä? :p
--> Fyshi
ich werde irgendwie nie die hälfte fertig haben.Zumindest nicht wenn ich die geschichte,wie ich imernoch vor haben,solange schreibe bis ich tot bin:Dich hoffe ich sterbe nich so früh:D
-->elvis